Swashbuckler Fan Prints

'Come out - you drunken old rat!'

Swiss Army Hook.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Pirate

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Corporate pirate.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Pirate Artist

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Pirate Schools

Pirate

Alas, poor Rover. Shakespeare in the dog park.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Pirate baby.

Errol Flynn.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Aging Researchers

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'