Swashbuckler Sympathizer Prints

"Think he'll strike fear into hearts. . . or pity?"

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Corporate pirate.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Pirate

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Pirate Schools

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

"What makes him a wine snob? He's been talking about the cork for 45 minutes and he thinks we're still listening."

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Pirate on Jeopardy

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

Eye-patch Newspaper