Swashbuckler Sympathizer Pillows

"Think he'll strike fear into hearts. . . or pity?"

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Corporate pirate.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Know Your Level

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Pirate

Pirate Schools

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

"What makes him a wine snob? He's been talking about the cork for 45 minutes and he thinks we're still listening."

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

Errol Flynn.

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Pirate on Jeopardy

'It looks like they are nearly ready to sail.'

Eye-patch Newspaper