Swashbuckler Enthusiast Pillows

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Pirate

Corporate pirate.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Pirate Artist

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Pirate

Pirate Schools

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."

Pirate baby.

Aging Researchers

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

Pirate on Jeopardy