Swashbuckler Spirit Pillows

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Pirate

Corporate pirate.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Pirate

Pirate Schools

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Errol Flynn.

Pirate baby.

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

Pirate on Jeopardy

'It looks like they are nearly ready to sail.'

Eye-patch Newspaper