Swashbuckling Spirit Pillows

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Shred the plank."

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Corporate pirate.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Pirate Artist

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Pirate Schools

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Guess who?'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

Pirate baby.

Errol Flynn.

Captain Santa Sparrow

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."