Swashbuckling Fan Pillows

Pirate Artist

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Farm Humor.

"Shred the plank."

Pirate eye test

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

French Animal Noises.

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Have a very piratical Birthday

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

Pirate Schools

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

Rabbit eating jelly beans and doing multi-coloured farts.

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

Christmas Star

Errol Flynn.

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike