Swashbuckling Pillows

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Shred the plank."

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Pirate

Finance piracy

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Corporate pirate.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Pirate Artist

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Pirate Schools

Pirate

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

Aging Researchers

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."