Musical Swashbuckler Pillows

Pirate

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Pirate

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Finance piracy

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Corporate pirate.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Pirate Artist

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Pirate Schools

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

Aging Researchers

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Pirate on Jeopardy