Musical Swashbuckler Gifts

Pirate

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Pirate

Corporate pirate.

Finance piracy

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Pirate Artist

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Pirate Schools

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

Errol Flynn.

Aging Researchers

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

'It looks like they are nearly ready to sail.'