Swashbuckler Gifts

'Guess who?'

That's my bra, you old fool.

Tales of Other Days - Sir Roger Clevelly's Swordsmanship

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Eye-patch Newspaper

Pirate baby.

'Cut way back on the swashbuckling.'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'It looks like they are nearly ready to sail.'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Pirate on Jeopardy

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Pirate

Corporate pirate.

Finance piracy

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

Pirate Artist

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Pirate Schools

Pirate

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."