Swashbuckling Gifts

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Shred the plank."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Pirate

Corporate pirate.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Finance piracy

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Pirate Artist

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Pirate

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Pirate Schools

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Errol Flynn.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

Aging Researchers

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'