Modern Swashbuckler Gifts

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Pirate

Corporate pirate.

Finance piracy

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Pirate Artist

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Pirate Schools

Pirate

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

Aging Researchers

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

Pirate on Jeopardy