Digital Swashbuckler Gifts

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Corporate pirate.

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Finance piracy

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Pirate Schools

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Pirate

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'Guess who?'

Pirate baby.

Errol Flynn.

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Aging Researchers

"You can't 'unfollow' me - I'm your shepherd."

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

'It looks like they are nearly ready to sail.'

Pirate on Jeopardy

"Keep the visit short. He needs to check his tweets."