Corporate Swashbuckler Gifts

Corporate pirate.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Female business.

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Finance piracy

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

Pirate Schools

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"Paul, this is Bill Dudley, our new Head of Operations. Believe it or not, Bill has some pretty unusual ideas on how to improve our gross margin."

Embrace the New

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Mentors make a difference.

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Pirate

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

"I can do the work of two men, but I'd have to slow down."

Errol Flynn.

Aging Researchers