Swashbuckler At Heart Gifts

'Actually, I hate parrots, but it's great to pick up chicks.!

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Corporate pirate.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Pirate

Pirate Schools

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Errol Flynn.

Pirate baby.

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Pirate on Jeopardy

'It looks like they are nearly ready to sail.'