Swashbuckler Aficionado Gifts

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Pirate Schools

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Pirate

Corporate pirate.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Pirate Artist

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

Pirate

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Errol Flynn.

Pirate baby.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Aging Researchers

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."