Swashbuckler Enthusiast Gifts

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Errol Flynn.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Pirate

Corporate pirate.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Pirate Artist

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Pirate Schools

Pirate

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Pirate baby.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."

Aging Researchers