Swashbuckling Spirit Gifts

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Shred the plank."

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Corporate pirate.

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Pirate Artist

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Pirate Schools

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'Guess who?'

Pirate baby.

Captain Santa Sparrow

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Pirate on Jeopardy