Swashbuckling Sailor Gifts

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Captain in a storm

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirate eye test

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Sailor boy

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

No Money

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

'Bon fromage!'

GREENLAND

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

Book Sailing

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

"I want to exercise my right to Rome."

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Franken-Cat

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

Mr Bumble

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring