Spirited Sailor Gifts

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Drunken singers in a public house

Sailor boy

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

Sticking out tongue

Soho walking society

"We're luckier than most people..."

'I told you to sip it!'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Ship

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Alcoholidays.

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

'Bon fromage!'

Cruise to nowhere

Rind of the Ancient Mariner

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

A Poor Pirate Sells His Artificial Limbs.

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

Pirate Medicine and Pirate Carpentry

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'