Spirited Sailor Pillows

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Drunken singers in a public house

Sailor boy

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

Sticking out tongue

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'I told you to sip it!'

"We're luckier than most people..."

Soho walking society

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Ship

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Alcoholidays.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

'Bon fromage!'

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Cruise to nowhere

Rind of the Ancient Mariner

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

A Poor Pirate Sells His Artificial Limbs.

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

Mr Bumble

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

Pirate Medicine and Pirate Carpentry

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'