Sentimental Sailor Pillows

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Captain in a storm

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Sailor boy

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"We're luckier than most people..."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

No Money

'Bon fromage!'

A Jack Tar

GREENLAND

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

Franken-Cat

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

Book Sailing

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

Mr Bumble

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

"Good, I can feel a slight breeze..."