Sentimental Sailor Mugs

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Captain in a storm

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Sailor boy

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

No Money

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Bon fromage!'

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

GREENLAND

A Jack Tar

Book Sailing

Franken-Cat

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

Mr Bumble

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'