Whimsical Sailor Mugs

Franken-Cat

No Money

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

UFO Romance

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

GREENLAND

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Sea song.

A giant octopus clambers onto a small ship.

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

Row to Row

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

Extra bubbles

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

"Can I stop bailing now?"