Whimsical Sailor Gifts

Franken-Cat

No Money

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

UFO Romance

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

GREENLAND

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Sea song.

A giant octopus clambers onto a small ship.

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

Row to Row

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

Extra bubbles

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

"Can I stop bailing now?"