Comedic Sailor Gifts

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we start acting like real pirates and learn our jobs."

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

No Money

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

A Jack Tar

GREENLAND

Sea song.

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

Franken-Cat

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

Row to Row

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

"Can I stop bailing now?"

Parade of Boats 2:30