Comedic Sailor Gifts

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we start acting like real pirates and learn our jobs."

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

No Money

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

GREENLAND

A Jack Tar

Sea song.

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

Franken-Cat

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

Row to Row

"They didn't tell us this blues cruise actually gives you the blues."

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

"Can I stop bailing now?"