Whimsical Mariner Gifts

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Captain in a storm

Bermuda Triangles

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Build a Raft

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Battery Lighthouse

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Saved...life is good!

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Distractions.

"Ramming Speed!"

Sailor's Poker.

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"We've got a problem."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."