Quirky Mariner Gifts

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

Captain in a storm

Bermuda Triangles

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Battery Lighthouse

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Saved...life is good!

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"We've got a problem."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Distractions.

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

Sailor's Poker.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.