Quirky Diver Gifts

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Don Quixote

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Casual skydiving.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Fly fishing.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Snakeboarding.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Fishing Holes

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Tandem cyclists

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Astronaut with a fish bowl for a helmet.