Quirky Diver Gifts

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Don Quixote

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Casual skydiving.

Fly fishing.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Tandem cyclists

Snakeboarding.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Fishing Holes

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'I'm bored, too. Want to go out and photobomb people?'

Astronaut with a fish bowl for a helmet.