Humorous Diver Gifts

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

Casual skydiving.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

Shark in the swimming pool.

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

'Every school has a class clown.'

Oddly familiar formation.

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."

A fish wearing scuba gear.

'Help.'

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

Duck with outboard motor.