Sense Of Humor Diver Gifts

"Ok, so next time your buddy gives you the 'out of air' signal...this is not the correct response!"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Very funny."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Shark in the swimming pool.

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

"Just because he's neutered and declawed doesn't mean he's not dangerous."

"C'mon, man, we're gonna need you to find that or...things might not workout with you."

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."

Fisherman catches a mine.

Ninja

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"It appears to have all the physical properties of a normal plant. . . Hello - what's this?"

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