Comical Diver Gifts

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Tom Cruise

Confused drivers

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Casual skydiving.

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Shark in the swimming pool.

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

'Every school has a class clown.'

Jello in the diving pool.

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

'I took a short cut.'

'You're a little overweight.'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

An eagle catches springboard diver.

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

Octopus Manicure.

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

The Shark Cage

"But they taste so rubbery!"

'Harp?...Lark?...'