Comical Diver Pillows

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Tom Cruise

Confused drivers

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Casual skydiving.

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Shark in the swimming pool.

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'Every school has a class clown.'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

An eagle catches springboard diver.

'I took a short cut.'

'You're a little overweight.'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

Octopus Manicure.

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

The Shark Cage

"But they taste so rubbery!"

'Harp?...Lark?...'

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'