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Casual skydiving.

"Just because that last guy you ate was a vegan, you can't say you're on a vegan diet!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Touché"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

The First Printed Bible

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Break Glass in Case of Stress

Tourist in the desert

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

When clowns run out ammunition.

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"I've changed my mind"

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

"You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon."

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'