Sense Of Humor Diver Pillows

"Ok, so next time your buddy gives you the 'out of air' signal...this is not the correct response!"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Very funny."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Shark in the swimming pool.

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"I've been thinking...why do you like me?"

"C'mon, man, we're gonna need you to find that or...things might not workout with you."

"Just because he's neutered and declawed doesn't mean he's not dangerous."

"It appears to have all the physical properties of a normal plant. . . Hello - what's this?"

Ninja

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."

'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

You are here.

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

Fisherman catches a mine.