Deep Sea Humorist Pillows

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Turtle Hat

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Guide fish.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Shark food pyramid.

Did you find our menorah?

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Man painting MOM on boat

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Walking the Plank.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Another hot flash?

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.