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'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Turtle Hat

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Guide fish.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Did you find our menorah?

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Walking the Plank.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Man painting MOM on boat

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'We're drifting apart.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"