Underwater Humorists T-Shirts

"I'm a big fan of The Little River Band!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Acme Coffee Co.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'I'm a Pisces.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."

'Sperm Donor Whale.'