Sense Of Humor Seekers Pillows

'You may shag the bride,'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Shell Fire

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

Fishing Boat Derby

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."