Sense Of Humor Seekers Pillows

'You may shag the bride,'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Piranhaclaus

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Oh, crap.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Shell Fire

'I'm an atheist!'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Fishing Boat Derby

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'