Comedic Diver Pillows

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'You're an inspector now?'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Lambo

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

"I have to go wee-wee."

Golf Crime Scene.

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

'Harp?...Lark?...'

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

No 2 Hook

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

"I'll check again but I'm pretty sure drinking all day isn't one of the activities."

"But they taste so rubbery!"