Comedic Diver Pillows

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

Lambo

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'You're an inspector now?'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

"I have to go wee-wee."

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

Golf Crime Scene.

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

"But they taste so rubbery!"

No 2 Hook

"I'll check again but I'm pretty sure drinking all day isn't one of the activities."

'Due to technical difficulties the scenic route is currently unavailable'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water