Comedic Fishermen Pillows

"Tell me again how you found this secret fishing hole?"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Lambo

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

"I have to go wee-wee."

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Shooting in Ireland

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

No 2 Hook

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

Gurus wise words on lost socks

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

"Travel book says do not land on Earth unless you have your own health insurance."

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

Garden stagger

"Okay, so we're hunter gatherers. But must you keep singing, 'Here we go gathering nuts in May'?!"

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

Fishing.

'What is he fishing for?'

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'I chose the jockeys wearing the prettiest colours and I'm doing better than him!'

Arctic slip hazard...

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

"Oh SURE!! Run away when there's WORK to do!!"

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

'Careful Carruthers, it could be a computer simulation.'

Fisherman catches boot, fish catches foot.