Comedic Fishermen Pillows

"Tell me again how you found this secret fishing hole?"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

Lambo

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Shooting in Ireland

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"I have to go wee-wee."

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

No 2 Hook

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

Gurus wise words on lost socks

'What is he fishing for?'

"Okay, so we're hunter gatherers. But must you keep singing, 'Here we go gathering nuts in May'?!"

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

Fishing.

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

Garden stagger

"Travel book says do not land on Earth unless you have your own health insurance."

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'I chose the jockeys wearing the prettiest colours and I'm doing better than him!'

Arctic slip hazard...

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

"Oh SURE!! Run away when there's WORK to do!!"

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

'Careful Carruthers, it could be a computer simulation.'

He's useless at DIY."