Comedic Underwater Explorer Pillows

"I was at work when I slipped over on a loose bubble and injured my neck. I called Clamclaim and they helped me to sue the sea for 11 billion underwater dollars."

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Guide fish.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Octopus on Keys.

Shark food pyramid.

Jacques Cousteau.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Airplane Fish

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Touring Holidays - On the P***