Comedic Adventurers Pillows

"Paintballing is great for team development..."

'Hear that? Keep blowin' the duck call. It's working.'

Airport Security.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Recalculating route..."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Shred the plank."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Joan of Arch

Lambo

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

River Source

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

'Goldilocks and the three bears.'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."