Comedic Adventure Lover Pillows

The Magnificent Seven II

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Warrior Woman

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Easter Island Rock Climber

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Lambo

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"We never go anywhere. Some date night!"

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"I have to go wee-wee."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Maps to the Stars

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

Eskimo in Igloo

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.