Comedic Adventure Lover Prints

The Magnificent Seven II

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Warrior Woman

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Easter Island Rock Climber

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Lambo

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

Maps to the Stars

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"We never go anywhere. Some date night!"

"I have to go wee-wee."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

Eskimo in Igloo

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.

'...and finally I'd just like to thank my plastic surgeon for giving me these puppies.'