Comedic Adventures Pillows

Later, in the Intensive Care Unit, James suddenly remembered that beer, bravado and Rottweilers don't mix

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Double Saxophone

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Lambo

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"I have to go wee-wee."

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"Yes, dear, we're caught in a cycle...but you can hardly call it a vicious cycle."

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Maps to the Stars

Eskimo in Igloo

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"Also, this apartment comes with easy access to the stray cats in the alley."