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'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

'What? Didn't your parents ever tell you who delivers babies???'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Yes, dear, we're caught in a cycle...but you can hardly call it a vicious cycle."

"I brought popcorn..."

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

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Puppet therapy

Sale! Everything Must Go!

A man stuck in a snowman

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

Man with a nail in his hammer

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Well, @#^*, I put the wrong net in my GPS.

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.

I thought this only happened in cartoons.

Later, in the Intensive Care Unit, James suddenly remembered that beer, bravado and Rottweilers don't mix

"When you said you were going to look at the figures I didn't know you were going to watch a bikini contest."

A man stumbling as his bus comes to a halt.

'Someone wants to know if we want to switch long-distance providers.'

"Robert, darling. Isn't that woman the spitting image of your wife?"