Comedic Misadventure Seeker Pillows

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

How cats see their home

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

Lambo

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

A bee in small airplane

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'Not much game about today,boy!'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Dog on skates.

"I have to go wee-wee."

Maps to the Stars

'No, not that Bill Gates.'

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

Tip jar at boxing match.

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"Wrong hole!"

Owl and the Pussycat.

A girl holds a dripping wet lead

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

Gilligan's Elevator.