Comedic Escapades Pillows

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Sweet Jailbreak

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Six arms, no waiting.

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'Not now, Lord!'

Fourplay.

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

'It was so romantic. The sun, the sea, the mud.'

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"If my dad asks where we met just say 'on holiday'."

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"You should have told me you needed advice."

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

"Isn't it great that even with our busy schedules we still make the time to just be together and talk about everything else we should bet getting done?"

Maps to the Stars